Two Lonely Boys in a Canoe Podcast

2LB - Episode 44 - ”Russian Into Trouble!”

Gravel- Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) chime-in on the local free benefit punk/metal concert at the downtown Eugene, OR skate-park to see bands such as "Rot-Woven" and info. from charity groups like 'White Bird' to raise money & awareness/support in honor of two teenage skateboarders that committed suicide this summer. Along with other news, movie review of "Adventures Jackie Chan" cartoon series (Season 1), eating ice-cream with chopsticks, our "Blunts, Not Bombs" idea for world peace & Summer Scottish "The Fringe Arts Festival". Also, surviving the Apocalypse, album review of "Genius/GZA" (Artist), "1995 Greatest Hits-Liquid Swords" (album), song "4th Chamber", among other diatribes. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 43 - ”Fungis (But As Fun Guys)”

Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) talk shelter animals, movie review of documentary "Fungus: The 3rd kingdom" & fungus in general. Album review of www.youtube.com compliation album, "Hip hop Funk ' Jazz (Just Good Music)" of various artists such as Our Samplus, Poldoore, ProleteR & Gramatik. Song is "Afternoon Soul" by Gramatik. Also, offensive Japanese commercials, Jesus Christ's jealous 'half-brother' brother, John & Cholo version of "Sherlock Holmes" series. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 42 - ”Arggghhhh!!?!!” (The Pirate/Autumn Equinox Special)

Arghhh mateys!!! Gravel-Shit (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) are joined yet again by Michael Metzger to celebrate the belated National Talk like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19th, from 1995, in nearby Albany, OR) & Autumn Equinox (Sept. 22nd). We discuss news, pirate history of Oregon, China, Florida among other places, parrots, Mexican food, pirate game of Dungeons & Dragons, & pirate health. Moreover, album review of the nautical-themed band "Woods Tea Company", album "Songs of the Sea", song "North Sea Holes", movie review of "Clerks 3" & the controversy of the pirate accent itself among an ocean of other mainly pirate topics. Arghhh, plus there be live sea shanties for music! Please listen, like & subscribe, or down to Davy Jones' Locker with ye! Argghh!!

2LB - Episode 41 - ”The Meaning Of Life”

Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans), Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) & our kitten Ferrari are joined by Trevor's fellow former Eugene, OR black metal band (Aveilock) members Austin Tribble (once again) & Joel Rotteheimer. We discuss exercise guru, Richard Simmons, Trevor's letter from former U.S. Pres. Obama, meditation, Kabbalah (book of Jewish magic), Jesus Christ, black magic, telepathy. We also talk the current Ukraine-Russian, the album review of Megadeth's (artist) new album, "The Sick, the dying... and the dead!", song "Life in Hell", Ip Man, movie review of the t.v. series "Cops" & the sport of extreme pogo-stick, among many other topics. Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 40 - ”Peach Ring King”

Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) ramble on as we trim/talk ganja, as well as news such as fires getting beat-up like a Terry Funk pro-wrestling match, mill strikes, the grind of daily work, & continental drift. Also, the dark-side of farmer's markets/craft-fairs, the album review of the band Revocation's brand new release of the album "Netherheaven", song "Nihilistic Violence", Dungeons & Dragons, Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer is a meth-head. Moreover, shout-out to womens' great finger-dexterity & movie review of the t.v. series "Cops". Finally, our "Fat Boy Physics" section on apple-rings vs. peach-rings, leading to Gravel-Shits becoming the proclaimed "Peach Ring King". Plus, live music! Please listen, like & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 39 - ”Ghost Train!” (9/11 Special)

Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous George) converse on some edibles to talk performing music live, news, the madness of the 9/1 terrorist attacks from our personal perspectives, mean/under-paid public school teachers & more. Plus, live music! Please like, share & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 38 - ”God Save The Queen!”

Chris Evans (Gravel-Shits) & Trevor Ahlstrom (Gorgeous-George) banter on a crazy day of news, including the death on this day (9/8/2022) finally of British queen, Queen Elizabeth 2 at age 96 (about damn time!) Moreover, we talk trying to save the world, growing ganja facts & advice with Gravel-Shits & the Oregon Trail. Plus, live music (guitar & a plethora of random whistling). Please listen, like & subscribe.

2LB - Episode 37 - ”Al Sharpton These Blades!” (Labor Day Special)

Gravel-Shits (Chris Evans) & Gorgeous George (Trevor Ahlstrom) are friends & special guests Dylan De"Arman and yet again, Silver Squirrel, ( Chris Kennett). We converse on Dylan's budding pro-photographer career, Silver Squirrel's hobby of caricature drawing (especially of dogs), the history of Labor Day, Gorgeous George's beach adventure & Dylan's backpacking trek. Also, wildfires, the Mayor of Weed, CA, the Sea-Lion Cave, Florence, OR, siblingse & more. Plus, live music! Hopefully, we will in the future have Dylan De"Arman's photos and Chris Kennett's drawings up and linked for viewing & maybe purchase. Please listen, like & subscribe.